3 Wishes Baby!

[Ronove]

So, let's say you rubbed a lamp and a lovely genie came out, what would your three wishes be? Now, some rules first, can't wish for more wishes, and uh, I dunno what would you guys wish for, but as a precaution, keep it PG-13.

OK! Go! :boogie:

[Sonata]

Cash Baby!

More time?

And I'd wish that I lived in an urban location.

Rye, tell us what you'd wish for!

[Dagger]

I'd probaly wish for..
1. That hole in the ozone layer to be fixed.
2. The ability to learn anything in a snap
3. And...the ability to create any thing I want with my mind

[JuuNi]

Damn you with the Ability to make anything ... fine then .. (BTW your sig is spelt wrong :P)

1 = Power over time
2 = The Power to Fly
3 = Become Immortal

[Atnas]

1: The power to control other people & the ability to pass said power down to another.

I was going to have the power to make myself and others eternally youthful & immortal. Thats a bad idea. As it is, I think I got the world covered. Convincing the leaders and the populace for peace and the end of unnecessary propaganda is a huge step in the right direction.

I might even become leader of a world power and establish something like anarcho-capitalism to get rid of these nasty governments. (of course I'd have to step down as leader at that point.)

I'd get scientists worldwide to research important things without being so sidetracked by other trivial matters. For example, space travel and life within it, and the factors we overlook to contributing to such a short lifespan of around 70.

I say space travel only because the population here has long since reached carrying capacity, and sci-fi is fun.

I don't need my other two wishes.

[Kojo]

1) An island group (I think they're called atolls) that has an independent water table, and is situated in an isolated area. In the southern Pacific. I would create my own utopia.

2)1000$ every day, for the rest of my life. And not just magical money blasted into the economy. That would upset it, and would devalue my money. This money would be interest off of a very lucrative interest rate, and a good bit of cash.

3) Flight unaided by machine, or by any obvious physical form (Wings, hydrogen sacs, etc.) just tireless mental propulsion.

You gotta be specific with those crafty genies. Who know what they'll throw in there to screw up your lovely little wishes.

[Buster]

1) Like, $57 billion in pennies.
2) A huge house to hold said pennies.
3) A high-tech snorkel so I can swim in said house containing said pennies.

[Cocoa]

1.)A lifetime supply of pencils (2H to 8B), Erasers (Kneaded, and White), and Paper to be given to me upon demand at anytime in any plane of existence (afterlife...etc.).

2.)Decreased rate of aging in the following ratio: For every 5 years a human might age, I age 1 year.

3.)The ability to compose a magnificent music score, and immediately play the aforementioned score on any piano or guitar.

[Barbatos]

1. Immortality
2. Stop aging
3. Unlimited money

That gives me enough time and money to learn and do whatever I want. :3

[Atnas]

I don't understand why people would wish for immortality.

[Buster]

I don't understand why people would wish for immortality.

Me neither. That would get old pretty quickly, unlike a giant house full of pennies.

[Barbatos]

I'm sorry, but how does a million years get "old pretty quickly"? If you don't wish for immortality, you're basically not thinking about it hard enough.

And if you were immortal, that would give you plenty of time to make a house full of pennies. You are basically giving yourself unlimited wishes by choosing the 3 I picked.

[Cocoa]

I don't understand why people would wish for immortality.

There is no desire to live forever, it just happens to be fear of death.

[Mac]

I wish they sold Mountain Dew over here...thats about it.

[Kojo]

I wish they sold Mountain Dew over here...thats about it.

Mac, your simple wish makes us all realize that you are going to be the happiest out of all of us. You have wished for something possible.

[Atnas]

I dunno, I can accomplish my goal if I had some Kevlar and a semi-automatic.

[Buster]

I'm sorry, but how does a million years get "old pretty quickly"? If you don't wish for immortality, you're basically not thinking about it hard enough.

And if you were immortal, that would give you plenty of time to make a house full of pennies. You are basically giving yourself unlimited wishes by choosing the 3 I picked.

Read God Emperor of Dune by Frank Herbert. Now.

[shadowseer]

1. To have the ability to create money instantly
2. Solitude
3. Immortality

All three above can guaranteed me happiness. :)

[Lunarea]

1- The ability to turn myself into many clones, so I can truly multi-task!

2- The ability to reach into any painting/picture and pull out whatever's in it, thus making it real.

3- The ability to heal myself and others, no matter how grave the injury is.

[zenrdy]

Hmm, All comes down to this.

1. The current tardis from the doctor who series
2. The ability to control the tardis
3. Be a time lord!

[Atnas]

1. To have the ability to create money instantly
2. Solitude
3. Immortality

All three above can guaranteed me happiness. :)

You forgot "Endless semen" in your plan.

[Autumn]

Eh...
1. Be capable of doing whatever my wicked mind can come up with.
2. Ability to restrain myself with 1.
3. Help the poor?

Well that pretty much covers it all. But then again...

[shadowseer]

You forgot "Endless semen" in your plan.

And Wet T-Shirt Contests!

[Mac]

1. I wish i had more time.
2. I wish i had a girlfriend that wouldn't mess me around, though that would take up more of my time lol
3. I wish i was a wishing well

Wee!

[Nix]

I) The ability to influence those around me
II) Eternal youth and beauty
III) Infinite wealth

[Lene]

1. I was a little bit taller
2. I was a baller
3. I had a girl who looked good; I would call her

*is shot*

[supershigi]

@Lene: Hahahaha... I used to sing that song when I played basketball on the C-team (5'2'' and under people) in middle school.

1. Be able to fly like Peter Pan (basically how Kojo worded it).
2. Indestructible youth and beauty for life (I wouldn't want to live forever).
3. To be truly happy.

I didn't really think these through, so I'm not sure if they are worded properly enough for a tricky genie. I think #1 is for sure though; I've wanted that since I was old enough to know what flying was.

[Lowell]

Three wishes eh? Hmm...
1. The ability to materialize any item I want at any time.
2. The ability to freely manipulate metal
3. The ability to learn whatever I need whenever I needed to in an instant.

These three wishes will allow me to create a army of mechanical soldiers and giant robots to rule the world with >:D, and the ability to avoid cooking :3