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Q-Man
2nd November, 2007, 03:14 AM
Booharly hoo
Mac
2nd November, 2007, 03:16 AM
I whole heartily agree!
Ronove
2nd November, 2007, 03:18 AM
Spam spam! It works!
Q-Man
2nd November, 2007, 03:19 AM
Rye has an emo avatar! *Runs around Rye*
Ronove
2nd November, 2007, 03:34 AM
Emo cloud bloody! O.O
Mac
2nd November, 2007, 03:35 AM
We all have herpes!
Q-Man
2nd November, 2007, 03:44 AM
Spammers. :|
Mac
2nd November, 2007, 03:47 AM
Come on we can hit rmxp standards at this rate ;)
Alisa_Tana
2nd November, 2007, 03:52 AM
spamity spam, spamity spam spam spam!
SephirothSpawn
2nd November, 2007, 03:52 AM
Trickster is a Tool!
Mac
2nd November, 2007, 03:55 AM
So much spam my stomach is going to explode.
Hey its not like we get to do this much lol.
Lowell
2nd November, 2007, 04:25 AM
Don't make me strangle one of you -_-
Ryuk
3rd November, 2007, 02:00 AM
lmao jeepers :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O KAPOW
ccoa
3rd November, 2007, 02:55 AM
This seems like the best thread to say it in, since it's all spam anyway. This site is like rest for the soul. All the wonderful people, and not the ones that made me want to stab them through the internet!
I loves you guys! Group hug! ^^;
Atemu
3rd November, 2007, 02:58 AM
Yay, free internet hugs!
And if it's any consolation, the way things are going, I'll be the first person to invent a machine that allows you to punch people over the internet. :x
Mac
3rd November, 2007, 02:59 AM
Group Hug *hugs everyone*
Lets make this site the best hugging site ever!
Ronove
3rd November, 2007, 04:04 AM
Group Hug! *hugs* XD
DJ Jack
3rd November, 2007, 04:08 AM
...
*Jack crashes the party*
J.D. Slasha
3rd November, 2007, 04:11 AM
O_o So CoNfUSed!?!?!?! lol wth.
Euphony
3rd November, 2007, 04:16 AM
Where I come from, we don't hug people, we flick them in the eye. *flick* =O
And ccoa, I agree. ^_^
Kettlehead
4th November, 2007, 11:28 AM
Spread the love!
The next week, everyone has the same cold :( Spread the love responsibly, please.
Atnas
4th November, 2007, 01:13 PM
lol sdfrgrsrgg
Cup o' Wisps
4th November, 2007, 02:47 PM
This message brought to you by: SPAM (http://www.spam.com/eatSpam/varieties.aspx)
ccoa
4th November, 2007, 02:48 PM
Spread the love!
The next week, everyone has the same cold :( Spread the love responsibly, please.
*ccoa hands out full body condoms*
Raziel
4th November, 2007, 02:51 PM
I always wanted to have one. Yummy. :D
Cup o' Wisps
4th November, 2007, 02:52 PM
I always wanted you to have one. Yummy. :D
Autumn
4th November, 2007, 03:05 PM
http://img105.echo.cx/img105/7762/attention9np.gif
Draken
4th November, 2007, 03:10 PM
NO U NO U NO U NO U
Cup o' Wisps
4th November, 2007, 03:12 PM
BOLD
ITALICS
UNDERLINE
SEA GREEN
Atnas
4th November, 2007, 05:17 PM
SEA MENeefgrs
Draken
4th November, 2007, 05:18 PM
I LIKE ATNAS'S SEA MEN
J.D. Slasha
4th November, 2007, 05:31 PM
Y'know being a filipino we always eat actual spam with rice. o.o
Draken
4th November, 2007, 05:36 PM
Isn't spam supposed to be disgusting?
Elias
4th November, 2007, 05:37 PM
It's amazing. I mean, I have no idea.
Dr. Pepper is more amazing.
Atnas
4th November, 2007, 05:43 PM
nnuuuuuueeeeeee
Mr_Smit
4th November, 2007, 07:18 PM
Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
pessage
EDIT: Hmm, HTML doesnt work.
EDIT2: Hmm, BBC works.
Buster
5th November, 2007, 12:53 PM
Spap... that almost sounds familiar...
JakeyZombie
5th November, 2007, 01:41 PM
HAY GUYS WANA HANGFOUT AGFFTER CLASS!?>!?!?!?
Elias
5th November, 2007, 01:52 PM
Y@HH suRe we can Lik be frends and geT sum SLUSHAYS.
ye dey good, but i hat wen a i be gett a brain freeeeese... :(
J.D. Slasha
5th November, 2007, 04:08 PM
Spam. Sushi style baby.
http://www.chrisabraham.com/spam-musubi-thumb.jpg
Elias
5th November, 2007, 04:19 PM
That actually looks REALLY good.
REALLY REALLY GOOD.
I prefer raw fish, however.
GubiD
5th November, 2007, 04:25 PM
You know what SPAM really means?
Stuff Posing As Meat
Elias
5th November, 2007, 04:27 PM
quick! what shape does these pieces make?!?!?!1
http://www.mediatinker.com/blog/upload/2006/11/lamp-layout.jpg
if u had trouble solving that...u shud buy the new brain acadamy ds game!!!11 only for nintendo guys. only.
Draken
5th November, 2007, 05:35 PM
IS IT UR MAWM!??!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!??!?? !?!?!
(Dodecahedron :3)
Elias
5th November, 2007, 09:48 PM
u guessed it! do you like my asian pixellated nintendo face?? :)
QUIK 9 X 3 WUT IS IT!!
Buster
5th November, 2007, 10:11 PM
Spam. Sushi style baby.
http://www.chrisabraham.com/spam-musubi-thumb.jpg
aMAAziiiing... :D
Cup o' Wisps
5th November, 2007, 10:16 PM
Semi invisible textings yet again
Buster
5th November, 2007, 10:17 PM
How can I view these semi invisible textings...?
Elias
5th November, 2007, 10:30 PM
semi invisible highlight them, duh.
Buster
5th November, 2007, 10:33 PM
I don't understand... how did he get that effect in the first place?
Cup o' Wisps
5th November, 2007, 10:36 PM
Dude, you posted an invisible picture?!
Buster
5th November, 2007, 10:38 PM
Blueberries...!
Cup o' Wisps
5th November, 2007, 11:24 PM
dingleberries...!
ccoa
5th November, 2007, 11:24 PM
octagonal dipyramid!
Cup o' Wisps
5th November, 2007, 11:27 PM
jh;kjpi42u89-tjpi34i9-tiv4o-m9=0 49=4285=090=54290=cc,9863=v 8=380=48
Reives
5th November, 2007, 11:35 PM
jh;kjpi42u89-tjpi34i9-tiv4o-m9=0 49=4285=090=54290=cc,9863=v 8=380=48
. . . . . .
I feel compelled to preface my remarks with the following: We need to settle our disputes with rational discussion -- not by moral huffing and puffing. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, what Mr. Sixty And A Quarter is doing is not an innocent, recreational sort of thing. It is a criminal activity, it is an immoral activity, it is a socially destructive activity, and it is a profoundly addlepated activity. Are you beginning to get the picture here?
Why does Sixty want to replace intellectual integrity with prudish sloganeering? Because his helpers remain a small isolated minority, except during times of economic or social stress, when a mass following develops to blame ruthless dipsomaniacs for the problems besetting society. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later. Truth be told, by writing this letter, I am indubitably sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that Sixty will retaliate against me. He'll most likely try to force me to choke to death, although another possibility is that people often get the impression that antihumanist yokels and Sixty's deputies are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, Sixty's shills don't really care that he wants you to believe that he is a model citizen. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Sixty's choleric views. If you observe some repetition in my statements, it is because such repetition is needed for clarity and emphasis as I bring meaning, direction, and purpose into our lives. There's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will definitely persist as long as Sixty continues to keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought.
I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to strip the unjust power from those who seek power over others and over nature. Sixty goes ga-ga for any type of stoicism you can think of, and that's one reason why I'm writing this letter. He used to complain about being persecuted. Now Sixty is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that each rung on the ladder of factionalism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Sixty to spit on sacred icons. That is the standard process by which drugged-out, politically incorrect mythomaniacs destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests. Thus, in summing up, we can establish the following: 1) A leopard can't change its spots, and 2) it looks like I will renew my resolve to win the culture war and save this country.
I don't have to credit, do I? D:
Buster
6th November, 2007, 03:11 AM
...what?
Reives
6th November, 2007, 03:43 AM
http://www.pakin.org/complaint |:
Buster
6th November, 2007, 03:44 AM
http://www.pakin.org/complaint |:
Genius. :D
Ronove
6th November, 2007, 03:44 AM
XD that's great, Reives.
Raziel
6th November, 2007, 04:29 AM
Indeed, I never knew something like that existed. XD
Trickster
6th November, 2007, 04:35 AM
While Raziel needs no introduction, I do want to state that Raziel used twisted and self-contradictory logic to arrive at his conclusion that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: He is like a pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Raziel and a pigeon is that Raziel intends to impose ruthless new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of grotesque drive for power. That's why there are some simple truths in this world. First, it would be nugatory to discuss Raziel's ramblings without first mentioning that for all Raziel's bombast about freedom, liberty, and tolerance, he still wants to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. Second, there are other strains of neopaganism active today, and the siren calls of those movements may mesmerize two-faced guttersnipes whose irritating behavior blinds them to historical lessons. And finally, the ideological underpinnings of his crotchets have struck a receptive chord among thousands of stuck-up charlatans. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. Raziel's stratagems are in every respect consistent with the school of nugatory thought that tends to generate alienation and withdrawal. Here's a specific example of the way in which the surest way for Raziel's confreres to succeed is for them to cause delirious subversion to gather momentum on college campuses: He wants to demand that loyalty to disgraceful harijans supersedes personal loyalty. We must stop this insanity. By "we", I mean all the hundreds of thousands who fundamentally long for the same thing, without, as individuals, finding the words to describe outwardly what they inwardly visualize. While this letter hasn't provided anything in the way of a concrete plan of action, it may help us focus our thinking a little better when we do work out a plan. For now, we must get my message about Raziel out to the world. I will unmistakably be happy to have your help in this endeavor.
GubiD
6th November, 2007, 04:45 AM
Wow... how long did it take you to think that up? Anyway... on with the mindless following...
Yeah! Dont let Raziel shove you around. Kick him while he is down!
Ok... I just had a flash of memory smack me. it was the scene in meet the robinsons where Goob had the frog under his control, and the frog responded saying: "I am not so sure you really though this plan through.... master?"
Buster
6th November, 2007, 04:47 AM
This letter may seem a bit long but GubiD's pathetic cop-outs cannot be adequately described in less than a long essay. Before I begin, let me point out that I've heard of detestable things like conformism and faddism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves -- ideas which GubiD's ignorant, unthinking, prurient brain is too small to understand. GubiD seizes every opportunity to topple society. I cannot believe this colossal clownishness. Any sane person knows that GubiD's litanies have caused widespread social alienation, and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung. His words often lash audiences of perverted, slaphappy grifters into wild storms of applause. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that GubiD is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, GubiD throws principle to the wind.
GubiD has a problem not only with civil rights but also with the legal responsibility and accountability as to what is considered appropriate behavior. The logical consequences of that are clear: GubiD can't attack my ideas, so he attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. He could create a regime of soporific immoralism. He can justify anything that brings him a profit. I state these facts only to give a bit of personal background as to why the space remaining in this letter will not suffice even to enumerate the ways in which he has tried to use psychological tools to trick us into doing whatever parasitic jabberers require of us.
Since most people oppose GubiD's diabolic, headstrong shenanigans, he has had to abridge our basic civil liberties using every contemptuous, truculent means imaginable. However, if GubiD honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from him. We must understand that he looks down with a really limitless condescension on anyone who has not been dragged through the obligatory schools and had the necessary knowledge pumped into him. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. For the moment, I will concentrate on the fact that GubiD wants all of us to believe that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media.
If you can make any sense out GubiD's disaffected protests, then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. I recently heard GubiD tell a bunch of people that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. When I say that his animadversions are ostentatious, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something ostentatious or that they have one or two ostentatious characteristics. I mean that they are ostentatious. In fact, the most ostentatious thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that I have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see GubiD sugarcoat the past and dispense false optimism for the future. He may be sincere, but he is also sincerely adversarial. While GubiD has a right to his opinion, he exhibits bad sportsmanship. Once we realize that, what do we do? The appropriate thing, in my judgment, is to take advantage of a rare opportunity to direct your attention in some detail to the vast and irreparable calamity brought upon us by GubiD. I say that because he says that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs -- or maybe even chocolate. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life.
I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: If you've read any of the pompous slop that GubiD has concocted, you'll clearly recall GubiD's description of his plan to divert our attention from serious issues. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that GubiD wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving him lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well, because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that my position is that as commonly encountered, capricious, cronyism-oriented backstabbers lack any of the qualities that mark the civilized person, like courage, dignity, incorruptibility, ease, and confidence. He, in contrast, argues that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. This disagreement merely scratches the surface of the ideological chasm festering between me and GubiD. The only rational way to bridge this chasm is for him to admit that he enjoys pondering new ways to brand me as ruthless. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: Money and greed shape GubiD's thinking. There's something fishy about GubiD's utterances. I think he's up to something, something perfidious and perhaps even viperine. GubiD labels everything that conflicts with his established way of thinking as petty propaganda. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to celebrate knowledge and truth for the sake of knowledge and truth. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of his careless, malodorous initiatives. They are not a cause; they are an effect. The vast majority of people would probably be willing to help me end his control over the minds and souls of countless people. These people simply need information, encouragement, direction, and leadership.
I could go on and on about GubiD's special form of terrorism, but you get the general idea. There are situations where certain suggestions are appropriate and there are situations where they are not. What GubiD is doing is not an innocent, recreational sort of thing. It is a criminal activity, it is an immoral activity, it is a socially destructive activity, and it is a profoundly brazen activity.
GubiD shouldn't lay down diktats that force me to swallow whatever he dishes out. That would be like asking a question at a news conference and, too angry and passionate to wait for the answer, exiting the auditorium before the response. Both of those actions bamboozle people into believing that our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups. His ebullitions are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. GubiD has a staggering number of stolid, tasteless agents provocateurs. One way to lower their numbers, if not eradicate them entirely, is simple. We just inform them that GubiD, already oppressive with his profligate asseverations, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species -- if separate species we be -- for his reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought, then consider that GubiD's claims represent not only a denial of reality, but also an especially dictatorial sort of spiritual poison that will destroy everything beautiful and good by the next full moon. From this anecdotal evidence, I would argue that he uses the word "cinematographical" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated.
It is well known that the hate just keeps on coming. But GubiD will redefine unbridled self-indulgence as a virtue, as the ultimate test of personal freedom, because he possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses catty, unregenerate pillocks with naive and uncontrollable rage.
Perhaps you haven't noticed that at least 80 percent of the people in this country recognize that GubiD flagrantly abuses rules and regulations and then complains vehemently when caught. Perhaps you haven't noticed that he throws a temper tantrum every time I suggest that his perceptions are way off base. And perhaps you haven't noticed that GubiD's standard operating procedure is to demand special treatment that, in many cases, borders on the ridiculous. In response to all three of those possibilities, I need to inform you that we must work together to make the world safe for democracy. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to do what comes naturally. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because we ought to lend support to the thesis that GubiD simply regurgitates the empty arguments that have been fed to him over the years. That'll make GubiD think once -- I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that he has previously given any thought to the matter -- before trying to transform our little community into a global crucible of terror and gore. He has been trying for some time to sell the public on a totalitarianism-based government. GubiD's sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: It's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong. The emotional argument: Everything GubiD says is totally and utterly true. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that he is thoroughly gung-ho about absolutism because he lacks more pressing soapbox issues.
GubiD has nothing but contempt for you, and you don't even know it. That's why I feel obligated to inform you that his desire to cause (or at least contribute to) a variety of social ills is the chief sign that he's a fatuous, sick crybaby. (The second sign is that GubiD feels obliged to break up society's solidarity and cohesiveness.) Naturally, those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to shine a light on his efforts to regulate careerism have no right to complain when he and his proxies replace our timeless traditions with his wily ones. You'd think I'd be pretty well inured by now to the lunacies of GubiD's wisecracks, but I have to say that I have a message for GubiD. My message is that, for the good of us all, he should never criticize other people's beliefs, fashion sense, and lifestyle. He should never even try to do such an anti-democratic thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that GubiD has no real regard for other people's rights, privacy, or sanity. But what, you may ask, does any of that have to do with the theme of this letter, viz., that his ideologies are built on a backlash fueled by anger -- in the form of resentment, spite, vengeance, envy, loss, and bitterness over declining status -- on the part of shallow boors? In classic sophist fashion, I ask another question in reply: Is he hoping that the readers of this letter won't see the weakness of his argument relative to mine? I mean, I enjoy the great diversity of humankind, in our food, our dress, our music, our literature, and our forms of spiritual expression. What I don't enjoy are GubiD's pharisaical sermons which denigrate and discard all of Western culture. Let me sum up. GubiD doesn't understand politics or simply doesn't care.
Reives
6th November, 2007, 04:57 AM
I so saw that coming.
Buster
6th November, 2007, 04:58 AM
lawl.
GubiD
6th November, 2007, 05:03 AM
Nice... I guess I should have read a couple of post back to give a proper response to this.
--- rebuttal ---
There are some comments I need to make regarding Buster. Before I get moving here, let me point out that the picture I am presenting need not be confined to Buster's obloquies. It applies to everything he says and does. If he makes fun of me or insults me, I hear it, and it hurts. But I take solace in the fact that I am still able to weaken the critical links in his nexus of foolhardy priggism. Buster really shouldn't steal our birthrights. That's just plain common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate his biases are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity.
You and I have a lot more class than Buster. Added to this is something else: We have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we encourage our spirits to soar, or is it sufficient to kick butt and take names? The answer is not obvious, because Buster's propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "The majority of rancorous hooligans are heroes, if not saints" and, "Doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty". What they don't tell you, though, is that this is a free country, and I contend we ought to keep it that way. Buster's jeremiads may not be traditional for a sordid schizophrenic, but my current plan is to say "no" to Buster's postmodernist, unprincipled ethics. Yes, he will draw upon the most powerful fires of Hell to tear that plan asunder, but every so often, you'll see him lament, flog himself, cry mea culpa for seeking to blitz media outlets with faxes and newsletters that highlight the good points of his virulent rodomontades, and vow never again to be so insufferable. Sadly, he always reverts to his old behavior immediately afterwards, making me think that I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to change the minds of those who convert lush forests into arid deserts.
Buster has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter. Because I unfortunately lack the psychic powers that enable Buster to "know" matters for which there is no reliable evidence, I cannot forecast when he will next try to divert us from proclaiming what in our innermost conviction is absolutely necessary. But I can doubtlessly say that Buster's ebullitions are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". Exhibitionism is an exclusive, rather than an inclusive, societal force. That sounds really disingenuous, but I indeed insist that it's an accurate assessment of the situation. I am reminded of the quote, "Evil individuals are acting in concert with other evil individuals for an evil purpose." This comment is not as oppressive as it seems because Buster uses big words like "compartmentalization" to make himself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Buster's tracts may reek like a skunk, Buster is utterly -- and I mean utterly -- passive-aggressive. But the problems with Buster's equivocations don't end there. Lastly, for those who read this letter, I hope you take it to heart and pass this message on to others.
Atemu
6th November, 2007, 05:30 AM
*ahem*
It used to be frustrating. Then sad. Now it's just plain funny. Every time Ms. Ccoa tries to exploit the masses, like clockwork, her sympathizers defend that sort of disrespectful behavior. I want to share this with you because only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to help young people develop the ability to make informed and reasoned decisions for the public good as citizens of a culturally diverse, democratic society in an interdependent world. But the first step is to acknowledge that ever since Ccoa decided to relabel millions of people as "smarmy", her consistent, unvarying line has been that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. Consider the issue of brassbound gangsterism. Everyone agrees that the crux of the issue is that her crotchets are all too often clad in the foul garb of neocolonialism, but there are still some subversive yahoos out there who doubt that she is leading us down a slippery slope of economic strife, social turmoil, cultural chaos, and self-righteous McCarthyism. To them I say: All of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of her frightful arguments. They are not a cause; they are an effect.
The worst sorts of sordid pothouse drunks there are may endanger our property or our security or our economic well-being, but Ccoa endangers our souls. I don't know what her problem is, but one does not have to make empty promises in order to provide information and inspiration to as many people as possible. It is an immoral person who believes otherwise. Just look at the bill of fare served up in recent movies and television programs, and you will hardly be able to deny that only scornful so-called experts are capable of imagining that she would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a feral act. As long as I live, I will be shouting this truth from rooftops and doing everything I can to examine her worldview from the perspective of its axiology (values) and epistemology (ways of knowing). As that last sentence suggests, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, want to stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim that Ccoa's patsies amount to nothing more than inane fomenters of revolution riding on the back of a social fungus attacking the body politic. That may seem simple enough, but Ccoa has been known to "prove" statistically that it's okay if her nostrums initially cause our quality of life to degrade because "sometime", "someone" will do "something" "somehow" to counteract that trend. As you might have suspected, her proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, Ccoa's "proof" demonstrates only that she is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. It's not the boogeyman that our children need to worry about. It's Ccoa. Not only is Ccoa more insincere and more raving than any envisaged boogeyman or bugbear, but you may be wondering why stentorian criminal masterminds latch onto Ccoa's whinges. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why I've heard Ccoa say that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. Was that just a slip of the lip or is Ccoa secretly trying to wipe out delicate ecosystems? I've excogitated one theory that almost completely answers that question. Unfortunately, it fails to take into account that I have no idea why Ccoa makes such a big fuss over credentialism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved -- issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that this serves as a reminder that chauvinism is a stinking whore, cloaking herself as social virtue and brotherly love. I mean, think about it.
Ccoa has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and permit predaceous hedonists to rise to positions of leadership and authority -- all by trumping up a phony emergency. I, for one, don't want to make any hard and final judgments, but if I were to compile a list of her forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that each rung on the ladder of opportunism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Ccoa to form the association in the public's mind between any causeries she disagrees with and the ideas of hate and violence and illegality. That is the standard process by which abusive parvenus turn the trickle of cronyism into a tidal wave. I feel this way because she says that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. Ccoa's wisecracks are a sink-pit of degeneracy, corruption, and ugliness. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Ccoa does, and that's why she is like a pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Ccoa and a pigeon is that Ccoa intends to twist my words six ways for Sunday. That's why we ought to guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity. That'll make Ccoa think once -- I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that she has previously given any thought to the matter -- before trying to defy the law of the land. That's it for this letter. I sincerely hope that typing it was not a complete waste of energy. Unfortunately, I do realize that my words will probably trigger no useful response in the flabby synapses of Ms. Ccoa's brain. I just felt obligated to go through the motions because I maintain that her opinion is a lazy cop-out.
Reives
6th November, 2007, 05:49 AM
Now I really turned this thread "spammage". :p And wow, that generator even randomizes formats for each set of paragraph number?
Raziel
6th November, 2007, 05:23 PM
I feel I must assert my freedom to comment on an important public issue that Trickster has thrust into the vortex of public comment. Let's review the errors in Trickster's statements in order. First, Trickster is hell-bent on suppressing our freedom. If he gets his way, I might very well die a slow and painful death. We must take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. We must defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. And we must focus on the major economic, social, and political forces that provide the setting for the expression of a narrow-minded agenda. Please join me in incorporating these words into our living credo.
Barbatos
6th November, 2007, 05:24 PM
This is an ice cream flavor that I really want to try!
http://www.razkertim.com/files/uploads/4.jpg
A classic
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lol
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Trickster
6th November, 2007, 05:55 PM
I feel I must assert my freedom to comment on an important public issue that Trickster has thrust into the vortex of public comment. Let's review the errors in Trickster's statements in order. First, Trickster is hell-bent on suppressing our freedom. If he gets his way, I might very well die a slow and painful death. We must take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. We must defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. And we must focus on the major economic, social, and political forces that provide the setting for the expression of a narrow-minded agenda. Please join me in incorporating these words into our living credo.
YES I TAKE YOUR FREEDOMS AWAY MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Raziel
6th November, 2007, 06:18 PM
I only posted the truth. :x
Mr_Smit
6th November, 2007, 06:22 PM
Atemu, how do you get that long text?
Atnas
6th November, 2007, 06:32 PM
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Reives
6th November, 2007, 06:32 PM
You can choose the number of paragraphs. D:
J.D. Slasha
6th November, 2007, 08:39 PM
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Penis.
Buster
6th November, 2007, 09:30 PM
Hm... I'm trying to think of something pointless and spamful to say...
JakeyZombie
7th November, 2007, 01:38 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q-Man
7th November, 2007, 01:47 AM
Holy crap, nine pages. :|
Atemu
7th November, 2007, 01:47 AM
To get away from the hungry Yautja.
Yeyinde
7th November, 2007, 01:48 AM
It never finished crossing the road ;p
JakeyZombie
7th November, 2007, 01:51 AM
You guys stole my punchline.:|
InFecTioN
7th November, 2007, 01:59 AM
And what's the point of this? If the point of this is to spam then its not spam because spam is pointless. [insert loop here]
Buster
7th November, 2007, 02:02 AM
never mind
$t3v0
7th November, 2007, 02:03 AM
Spam is enjoyed fried from people all over the world. With its blend of pork and ham goodness, It's sure to put a smile on anybodys face.
Liverpool beat Besiktas 8-0 tonight o.o
Buster
7th November, 2007, 02:04 AM
$t3v0's sig=win
Elias
7th November, 2007, 03:36 AM
DO ME DO ME DO ME
Buster
7th November, 2007, 03:40 AM
You're nasty...
Elias
7th November, 2007, 03:44 AM
I'm nasty for wanting someone to duel me in pokemon?
Wow. What has this world come to.
Buster
7th November, 2007, 09:31 PM
Yes you are. You're a sick person, Elias, just sick!
2-D
7th November, 2007, 10:16 PM
He's got nothing on Buster, he linked me to a rather nasty website :(
... I feel violated
JakeyZombie
8th November, 2007, 12:48 AM
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
ARE THE F***ING FILTERS WORKING YET?
Yeyinde
8th November, 2007, 01:46 AM
If you don't get to it before you get at it, you won't get to it to get at it again.
Elias
8th November, 2007, 02:04 AM
GET IT SHAWTIE.
DO DA DEEH YEH. gettin wit me. yeah u kno i love those yautja bEHWBESS
Buster
8th November, 2007, 03:26 AM
I like how they look like dead people skin... it's a real turn on. :x
Buster
8th November, 2007, 04:10 AM
Double POST!!!
Here is the cow.
^yeah, I just found that somehow...
Draken
8th November, 2007, 09:40 PM
lol toast.
Buster
8th November, 2007, 10:54 PM
what, the coast?
Mr_Smit
9th November, 2007, 05:35 PM
Exactly 120 spoilers.
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